Bing bong
Hello, there. Welcome. Please, won’t you come in and sit with me here in the smoking room? I have a red satin bathrobe all ready for you. Here is a glass of finely aged scotch, or would you rather a cran-kewi-apple martini? Sit in this wingback chair, puff on this Cuban cigar. Let’s discuss our lives, our fears and dreams, the size of the universe and the nature of all things.
My name is Joseph August Caravalho and I go by Gus. I have recently helped my parents move from Riverside, CA to San Clemente, CA and those sixty miles make all the difference. In six days, I will be unleashing my talents upon the unsuspecting populace of Washington DC by way of collegemedianews.com. I’ll be a suit-wearing fool, and I’ll even be taking out my last remaining piercing in an effort to afford myself ever possible advantage by looking classy classy classy.
So, I’m shining my shoes as much as possible and practicing tying that tricky double Windsor knot, because my tie has to be dimpled like George Clooney’s in “Intolerable Cruelty.”
Thus, I'm off.
My name is Joseph August Caravalho and I go by Gus. I have recently helped my parents move from Riverside, CA to San Clemente, CA and those sixty miles make all the difference. In six days, I will be unleashing my talents upon the unsuspecting populace of Washington DC by way of collegemedianews.com. I’ll be a suit-wearing fool, and I’ll even be taking out my last remaining piercing in an effort to afford myself ever possible advantage by looking classy classy classy.
So, I’m shining my shoes as much as possible and practicing tying that tricky double Windsor knot, because my tie has to be dimpled like George Clooney’s in “Intolerable Cruelty.”
Thus, I'm off.
posted by August Caravalho at 9:31 PM
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